Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? Korg:Thank you, Thor. Eternal life as part of the One. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. Like. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. The Doctor Who franchise wouldnt cast Benedict Cumberbatch as the doctor, so Marvel made him Doctor Strange. Itll be Draxs.Drax:[laughs]I have famously huge turds., Nebula:[sneering]Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!Gamora:Its Guardian! An air of somberness will be present. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Just like with Iron Man, we got to enjoy two Guardians of the Galaxy films one after the other. Stephen Strange:I dont know, I hadnt gotten to that part yet.Baron Mordo:Temporal manipulations can create branches in time. Arent you the cutest looking thing? [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. Oh my goodness. As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. This is the last day of the first day of school. How long has that been going on?Clint Barton:Has what?Laura:[laughs]You are so cute.Clint Barton:Nat and and Banner?Laura:Ill explain when youre older. Banner? If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. Whats up, Mr Stark?Tony Stark:Kid, whered you come from?Peter Parker:Field trip to MoMa! Tony Stark:Perfect. Plan your future. Oprah. You can only be young once. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. I mean thats the job, but THIS? I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Stephen Strange:[after having just manipulated time to resurrect Wong]Im breaking the laws of nature. "We do not need magic to change the world. Im shaking your hand too long. October 6, 2017. Mar. Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Yes. Was it funny? Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. [Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]Loki:[cheers]YES! It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Do you understand?, Ebony Maw:Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.Tony Stark:Yeah, but the kids seen more movies. And how do you know about my daily routine? Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? "Think left and think right and think low and think high. You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. Look, its Mew-mew! Its pretty freaky, but its safe. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. They could show up any second!Hope van Dyne:Relax. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Stephen Strange:Certainly not, I speak for myself. There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". Theodore Roosevelt. Id say we were even. Oh, wait a second, its me! You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. 40 Inspiring Stan Lee Quotes 1. It sucks. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. No! Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k The entire place is an elective. Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. But, yes!Peter Quill:What! The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? Peggy on new beginnings "The world has changed and none of us can go back. Use sunscreen. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. Thor:The ground! [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. Ha! Thor:Looks like youve copied my beard. "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Call your mother. Dude! Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! No! [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. Spatial paradoxes! It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. Its called an email.Dr. Youre looking right at him! The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. Just look at you. is so slow. 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! Lets steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Network, network, network. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. In the first place God made idiots; that was for . Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?Rocket Raccoon:Ah, let me just ask the captain. Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). A Full List of WandaVision Filming Locations! It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Why would Ego want such a hideous one?Mantis:I am hideous?Drax:You are horrifying to look at. Louisa May Alcott. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? 50 Best Graduation Quotes to Inspire the Class of 2023. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. Robbery involves threat. He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. Make your Valentine's message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.". Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.Tony Stark:And she wrote a story as well., Tony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance., JARVIS:May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.. 5. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. No, not exactly. 6. But theyre actually an American invention. Rocket:I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.Peter Quill:You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!, Rocket:Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? I thought you drowned., Happy Hogan:You handle the suit. You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?Dr. There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. Scott Lang:You have to take me home. I fix stuff., [Pepper uses a repulsor on Killian]Tony Stark:Honey?Pepper Potts:Oh my god that was really violent, Aldrich Killian:No more false faces You said you wanted the Mandarin? "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Rod Stewart. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. what connection type is known as "always on"? He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. [pause]Do you ever laugh? 7. Save for retirement. Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. I hate violence. You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Phyllis Diller. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! Im gonna commit. Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. This is gonna get weird, all right? We know each other! A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Not Joseph. We leave no one behind. There was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van., Hope Van Dyne:[Referring to a napping Luis, Dave and Kurt]I gave them each half a Xanax and Hank explained the science of the suit to them. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! Here are the funniest quotes from Iron Man 2. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. "If there is a will, there's a way. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. Whats the play?Falcon:We need a diversion. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! I mean, Ive known first and Ive known longer but, its not a competition., Spider-Man:Excuse me, sir! [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. You know what? That sounds like a cult.Dr. Stark said you wouldnt get that because its not a Star Wars reference., Peter Parker:MJ, IMJ:am Spider-Man?Peter Parker:No. "Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage." - Erik Killmonger, 'Black Panther', 2018. - Sue Monk Kidd. Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. No. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. I like your plan. 7 . [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. Spider-Man follows me? I burgled them. Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! Here are the funniest quotes from the movie Thor. See More Evil . Ill talk to him first, then you guys go in.Okoye:[in Xosha]We cant let him talk to Klaue alone.TChalla:[in Xosha, too]Better to let him talk to Klaue alone for five minutes than to make a scene here. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. Where are you from?Spider-Man:[straining]Queens!Captain America:[chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!, Ant-Man:Look, I really dont want to hurt you.Black Widow:I wouldnt stress about it. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! And my dad got deported. But it doesn't always roll that way. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Thats low. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. Youre a dude. With the release of Ant-Man we got to enjoy Paul Rudd joining the MCU. Thats not what I I dont like you like that! I meant trash panda. "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. Please! Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Youre DONE! Okay? Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. [Wong laughs]. Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! as part of a team of heroes. Ill go., Rocket Raccoon:Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, youre gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. Their senior year was full of face masks, social . Steve Rogers: The hell I can't! Loki:[referring to Thors Eagle-Winged Helmet]Nice feathers. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? Back-to-back Iron Man fun! Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. Guy never tells me anything.. These are the 23 funniest lines from the marvel films and no one can tell me otherwise. You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. Stay up and fight.". Like in outer space?Rocket:Oh, look, its like a little puppy, all happy and everything. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. You have put on weight.Peter Quill:What? Thor:Yes, of course. - Jennifer Lee. No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses?
Our Lady Of Akita Message 2021, Lyran Starseed Symbols, Articles F

funny marvel quotes for graduation 2023